| Return to Joke Page | A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried
and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean
up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled
at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot
got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, For a few
minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly, there
was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that
he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the The parrot
calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe
I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely
remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can to correct my rude John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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