Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park whe one is
attacked by a rabid rottweiller. Thinking quickly, the other boy
rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's
collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy.

"YOUNG FORTY NINERS FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM
VICIOUS ANIMAL", he writes in his notebook.

"But i"m not a Niners fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were",
said the reporter and starts over again.

'LITTLE OAKLAND RAIDERS FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK', he continues writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Raiders fan either", the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners
or Raiders. What team do you root for?"

"I'm a Cowboys fan", the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

'LITTLE REDNECK BASTARD KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET"