Professional Test: The following short quiz consists
of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are
qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you
tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance
to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is
inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles
are attending he Animal Meeting. This tests whether you
learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of the professionals they tested got all questions
wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old.