Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?

1. Six men will be dropped on an island with one van and four kids each, for six weeks.

2. Each kid plays two sports and takes either music or dance classes.

3. There is no access to fast food.

4. Each man must take care of his four kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, and do laundry.

5. The men have access to television only when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV among them, and there is no remote.

6. Every day the men must shave their legs and wear makeup, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches.

7. They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla, and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

8. The kids vote them off based on performance.

9. The winner gets to go back to his job.