Subject: Tiger & Stevie
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says,
"How's the singing career going?
Wonder: "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
Woods: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but think I've got that going right now."
Wonder: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then the next time I play, it seems to
be all right."
Woods: "You play golf?"
Wonder: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
Woods: "But, you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
Wonder: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then,
when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice."
Woods: "But, how do you putt?"
Wonder: "Well, I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."
Woods: "What's your handicap?"
Wonder: "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods incredulous): "We've got to play a round some time."
Wonder: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. I'll let you choose the course and
I choose the time."
Woods (after thinking about it): "OK, I'm game for that. When would you like to play?"
Wonder: "It doesn't matter to me, pick a night."