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Subject:
Re: Real life duck hunters
Two hunters from Wisconsin -- (true story)
This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in
Wisconsin:
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500
and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter,
and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake
with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle.
They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they
want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks,
something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large
enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land
on , it's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole
drill.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator truck comes a stick
of dynamite with a short 40 second fuse. Now, these two Rocket
Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the
stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they,
(and the new Navigator truck), are standing. They don't want to
take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning
fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast.
They light the 40 second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple
of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the dog??
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING.
Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off
at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite
with the burning 40 second fuse about the time it hits the ice.
The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The
dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots
the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot, hardly big enough to
stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues
on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone
insane.
The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator
truck. The men continue to yell as they run. The exhaust pipe on the truck
is still hot, so the dog yelps and drops the dynamite under the truck,
and takes off after his master.
Then --BOOM-- the truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the
lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with
this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by
illegal use of explosives is not COVERED. He still had yet to make the
first of those $560.00 a month payments!!!
And you thought your day was not going well ---
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