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>Subject: Fw: The Christian Thing To Do
>Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 18:23:52 -0600
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>Subject: The Christian Thing To Do
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> > The Christian Thing To Do
> >
> > A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
> > loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> > drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push.
> >
> > "Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's three o'clock in the
>morning!"
> > He slams the door and returns to bed.
> >
> > "Who was it?" asks his wife.
> >
> > "Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.
> >
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >
> > "NO, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining out!"
> >
> > "Well, you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you
> > remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and
> > those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
> >
> > The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the
> > pounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello -- are you still
>there?"
> >
> > "Yes," comes the answer.
> >
> > "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
> >
> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> > "Over here on the swing" the drunk replies.