"Are you a real cowboy?"

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch
TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women."

A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.