I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD!
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes:
I decide to wash the car, I start toward the garage
and notice the mail on the table. Ok, I'm going to wash
the car...But first I'm going to go through the mail.

I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the
junk mail and I notice the trash can is full. Ok, I'll
just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can
out, but
since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll
pay these few bills first.

Now where is my checkbook?
Oops...there's only one check left. My extra checks
are in my desk. Oh,
there's the coke I was drinking...I'm going to look
for
those checks...But first I need to put my coke
further away from the
computer, oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to
keep
it cold for a while...

I head towards the kitchen and my flowers
catch my eye, they need some water...I set the coke
on the
counter and uh oh! there's my glasses... I was
looking for them
all morning! I'd better put them away first.

I fill a container with water and head for the
flower pots-
Aaaaaaagh! someone left the TV remote in the
kitchen. We'll never think
to
look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch
television so
I'd better put it back in the family room where it
belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and onto the
floor, I throw
the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I
head back
down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was
going
to do....................!!??!!

End of Day: The car isn't washed,
the bills are unpaid,
the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter,
flowers are half watered,
the checkbook still only has one check in it and
I can't seem to find my car keys!
When I try to figure out how come nothing
got done today, I'm baffled because
I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!
I realize this is a serious condition and I'd get
help,
BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...