Subject: Anthrax Scare At Texas Stadium

Dallas, TX (AP)- Football practice was delayed on Thursday for nearly two hours at Texas Stadium. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the Cowboys players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

 

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