| Return to Joke Page | NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas----- West Texas worst air
disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150, piloted by two Texas
A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in
College Station. A & M Corps Member search and rescue workers have
recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging
continues into the evening. The pilot and co-pilot survived and are helping
in the recovery efforts. |